don’t require leadership-level involvement. Analyzing financial statements, meditating on buildings and grounds, memorizing constitutional passages, plotting how to cover one’s sanctified tail at the next congregational meeting—these are the grand themes of Churchianity. The irony of this fool’s comedy is that almost to a man, those involved in such nonsense detest it. They don’t like to attend the meetings; they thought their lives would really count for something when they took leadership. Now